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Wednesday, January 27, 2010



Woah, batted in the nets today. It was freaking scary. Thank God I remembered my crotch guard (fondly referred to as a "box"). I would have been painfully removed from my duties to populate Earth if it had not been for my trusty box. I hate my Chinese teacher!!! She is a mainland China-woman who barely has an intrinsic grasp of the medium of instruction---English. You know what? I kind of feel a little sorry for her. She wouldn't even know if a student was swearing at her in her face! What a sad life. For me. Aargh!!! The dread do you know that the sound of shrill bell is music to my ears during her lesson? I mean, literally. I actually count down to the end of her lesson. And I see her 4 times a week!!! Let me draw you an analogy. You hate durians. Every week, for 4 times, you are forced to eat a whole durian. Can you understand the overwhelming sense of relief when you finish eating it? I shall leave you with that, some food for thought.
A demain,
Bryan

Bryan Wu blacked out at 5:13 AM

Tuesday, January 26, 2010


Haha, Just for Laughs Gags Asia is so funny, my throat is sore, my back aching and my stomach hurting after laughing too hard at the diabolical reactions of unsuspecting passerby's. Although Just for Laughs Gags has been around for quite a while, the Asian edition recently premiered. I still dread the little minion's cry of "Mommy, it's over!". That would mean that the episode had ended and the excruciating wait of 1 whole week would begin again. And so the wait begins. It's so bloody funny that I have decided to include a link for you to watch some videos on the gags. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YibgzJWAwn4. Although I'm perfectly sure that this generation of computer geeks will be able to find that and more on their own. Enjoy.
Cheers,
Bryan

Bryan Wu blacked out at 5:32 AM

Monday, January 25, 2010

Okay I admit, the Sec 1s aren't that ignorant after all. Some of them are actually quite fun to mess around with. Just finished reading The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 and 3/4 and The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole. This is not my first time reading it, the first time reading it was two, maybe three years ago. I didn't understand half of what I was reading, but now, it all adds up. Lets just say it to do with emotional circumstances that I had yet to deal with then. Now that I am almost 13 and 3/4 years old, his dilemnias are quite of the average teenager. Raging hormones, puberty, family problems (not saying that the average teenager has parents that have extramarital affairs), the like. Here is a link that will give you a rough outline about Sue Townsend's fictional character: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Mole. I recommend this hillarious read for male teenagers (Mr. Hamilton, I'm sure that includes you). Adrian Mole has a horny and perverted mind, which appeals to the most of the crowd in school. The library editions have been borrowed many times. Thanks. Enjoy the book.

Signing off,
Bryan

Bryan Wu blacked out at 3:54 AM

Sunday, January 24, 2010


Busy, but comme ci comme ca week. The new troops have made their way in. I refer to the new Sec 1s. They are so giggly and ignorant. I don't like them already. I never remembered myself that way when I was their age. Anyway, last Wednesday, the cricket captain got hit in the forehead by a cricket ball. Thank God we were using a SoftPro ball and not the real leather ball. He probably would have had a concussion. My new French class is terrible. First of all, there's nobody from VS. Secondly, the class is three quarters Dunman High, a quarter Hwa Chong and the oddball Victorian -- me. Sigh, life is hard. I have started on Prison Break Season 3. It's bloody awesome. The intensity starts the moment it starts showing. Devoured 4 episodes so far. OK off to catch 2 more episodes.



So long,


Bryan

Bryan Wu blacked out at 1:13 AM

Saturday, January 16, 2010


Argh... Today, I ate ten bars of chocolate. Guess who gave them to me. My mom!!! After eating my sister's chocolate yesterday, she decided to teach me a lesson. So this morning, when I woke up, I found ten Hershey's milk chocolate bars on my desk. Oh joy!!! Suspicious, I waited till after breakfast before devouring the first bar. By the way, want to know why chocolate is so addictive? It's because eating it causes the body to produce the same chemcals as when you fall in love... Amazing, huh. Only bothered to read up on chocolate after the pain it caused me. Anyway, back to my story. Before very long all the ten bars had gone. Disappeared. Vamoosed. Into my tummy. Yummy, yummy. I was a very happy man. For an hour or so. Then came the pain. Whoever coined the term "Hell hath no fury than a woman's wrath" certainly has not experienced the wrath of ten Hershey's chocolate bars in a stomach at a go. My face turned red, white, then a shade of pale green. I rushed to the bathroom to let the angry chocolate mush go. And go they went! Out both ends of me. I shall spare you the details, and let's just say it was slightly messy. Lesson learnt. Too bad I learnt the hard way. I'm going to have to pick up some skills in this harsh environment, like doing things in moderation. My mom sure is one devious lady. My relationship with chcolate has been put on hold. For now.

Till tomorrow,
Bryan.

Bryan Wu blacked out at 4:17 AM

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Hello Earthlings,
the Creator here. Listen good.
You are here to have fun. So have fun!!!

The Creator.

Bryan Wu blacked out at 8:08 PM