Argh... Today, I ate ten bars of chocolate. Guess who gave them to me. My mom!!! After eating my sister's chocolate yesterday, she decided to teach me a lesson. So this morning, when I woke up, I found ten Hershey's milk chocolate bars on my desk. Oh joy!!! Suspicious, I waited till after breakfast before devouring the first bar. By the way, want to know why chocolate is so addictive? It's because eating it causes the body to produce the same chemcals as when you fall in love... Amazing, huh. Only bothered to read up on chocolate after the pain it caused me. Anyway, back to my story. Before very long all the ten bars had gone. Disappeared. Vamoosed. Into my tummy. Yummy, yummy. I was a very happy man. For an hour or so. Then came the pain. Whoever coined the term "Hell hath no fury than a woman's wrath" certainly has not experienced the wrath of ten Hershey's chocolate bars in a stomach at a go. My face turned red, white, then a shade of pale green. I rushed to the bathroom to let the angry chocolate mush go. And go they went! Out both ends of me. I shall spare you the details, and let's just say it was slightly messy. Lesson learnt. Too bad I learnt the hard way. I'm going to have to pick up some skills in this harsh environment, like doing things in moderation. My mom sure is one devious lady. My relationship with chcolate has been put on hold. For now.

Till tomorrow,
Bryan.